Protecting ovaries is SRS BIZNIZ yo

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So, I crashed over at my sister's after Uni today and ended up taking a much needed nap. I woke up some time later to discover that I still had my brand new phone in my pants' front pocket and it was getting quite nicely crushed.

Any other person would pull out their new phone to save it from an early flattening, no? But the only thing on my mind as I yanked it out was,

"Oh no~ Phone! Front pocket! Radiation! MY OVARIES!! THEY'RE GETTING FRIED!!"

I either just experienced the joys of a sleep deprived mind, or I actually have my priorities set straight.  >.>
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I'm leaning torwards sleep deprived mind, because I balance my laptop on my stomach (when I'm laying down) and I've never gotten told not to.

Are you ever going to return to Unorthodox Matchmakers?